that’s… kinda true
today I was at the mall and a group of teenagers were walking towards me. one of them said “are you tumblr user taco-bell-rey?” and I said “yeah…” and she screamed “Ah OMG you are so tumblr famous!” and then everyone in the mall crowded around me. People were asking for pictures and autographs. and hot guys were asking for my phone number. and then Obama drove by and gave me a check for $10,000,000. and then I grew wings and flew away. this was real no lies.
"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
when I find a receipt on someone I don’t like
lorraine started the fire
A visual representation of me getting anon hate…
taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped